God what is a million years to you

You are commenting using your Google account. You are commenting using your Twitter account. You are commenting using your Facebook account. Notify me of new comments via email. Notify me of new posts via email. Search for:. I like that story because it helps us think about how big God is in a fun way.

To God, a million dollars is like a penny. And a million years is like a second. God appears as half Shiva and half Vishnu [story] 2. God is great [joke] 3. Lady loses her handbag, a boy finds it [joke] 4. Minister parks his car in no parking zone [joke] 5.

Preacher's Horse that stops at 'Amen' [joke] 6. An old couple die and go to Heaven [joke] 8. Scientists decide to tell God that we no longer need him [joke] 9. I'm asking the Lord to give me a good sermon [joke] The monk scratches "food" on the chalkboard and enters his third year, which is excruciating, and the monk struggles through it, and when the day rolls around again, he writes "stinks.

You've been here for three years and all you've done is complain. A man was praying to God. He said, "God!? Then he asked, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you? Just a second. A minister died and went to heaven and ahead of him at the Pearly Gate was a guy in sunglasses and a leather jacket and the guy said to St. Peter said, "Up here, we go by results. While you preached, people slept; while he drove, people prayed. Faith is the quality that enables you to eat blackberry jam on a picnic without looking to see whether the seeds move.

God calls up the Pope and says, "I've got some good news, and some bad news. No more confusion. God was talking to one of his angels. He said, "I just figured out how to rotate the Earth so it creates this really incredible hour period of alternating light and darkness.